Sunday, 16 March 2008

How am I a girly man? Let me count the ways...

This is just a snippet of how much Darren means to me, and I hope it explains a bit better why I’m coming out now.

  • My favourite thing to wear is a brown lamb’s-wool v-necked jumper that is his and he left at my place a while ago. I wear it all the time
  • Once when I got out of the shower I found he’d gone to the shops and I cried because I didn’t know where he was.
  • He once drew a heart on a post-it note and stuck it on my face when I was asleep. I’m having it framed.
  • I dance around the flat for 20 minutes after he told me I had nice eyes. Fortunately it was by text, so he didn't vomit himself into a coma at the sight of my pathetic neediness.
  • I keep all the pornographic doodles he draws.
  • When he takes my hand in public my stomach muscles contract so sharply I’ve actually hurt myself.
  • We were once refused service in a shop and secretly I’m quite pleased because it wouldn’t have happened it I hadn’t been with him.
  • I spend hours and hours just watching him sleep.

PS: If you're thinking "stop it you big girl" then I think it too!!


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