The Rules

1. No sex on a first date

2. Terms and Conditions apply to Rule 1

3. If you use Rule 2 to get round Rule 1 you only have yourself to blame

4. Let no man take away your dignity

5. Going out on a limb, taking a chance, is never wrong

6. Give your heart to whom you will; but do so with your eyes open

7. Being a cock is not the way to do it. A real man has balls too

8. Have no more lovers on the go than you can count on the fingers of one hand

9. No handshake without a rubber glove

10. You can't hold back the years... but you can make them go with a bang

11. You must make your own happiness, luck and opportunities


14. Love and sex are simply not the same thing

15. Let the immortal words of Mandy Rice-Davies never be forgot

16. Loving someone else is not an alternative to loving yourself

17. As Bonnie Tyler once sang, where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?

18. When a mistress becomes a wife she merely creates a vacancy for herself

19. Be a bitch... just not someone else's bitch

20. Abhor the cliche

21. A watched pot never boils

22. You'll be drinking tea long after you're done swinging from the chandeliers

23. Honesty is the best policy

24. Fool me once; shame on you. Fool me twice; shame on me

25. If you want self-esteem do estimable things

26. If you can see the road ahead, it probably isn’t worth the trip

27. To reach for the stars you need to get off your arse

28. It is important, from time to time, to let yourself be helped

29. Don't sweat the small stuff

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